Monday, December 23, 2024

Error'd: Hypersensitive

Programming LanguageError'd: Hypersensitive


Rational
Tim R.
observed
"When setting up my security camera using the ieGeek app there
seem to be two conflicting definitions of sensitivity. I hope
the second one is wrong, but if it's right, I really
hope the first one is wrong."

 

"That's what happens when you use a LLM to write your date
handling code!" crowed an anonymous Errordian. "Actually, it is
interesting that they store dates as days since the beginning
of the current Julian period."

0

 

Sarcastic
Michael P.
grumped
"Oh, shoot. I hope I can find time to charge my doorbell
before it dies. I guess Google Home takes a much longer
view of time than us mere humans."

2

 

"Hello To You Too!" cheered
Simon T.
when he happened on this friendly welcome. Not really. What he really said was
"We all love a hello world, but probably not on almost the front page of a national system."
Maybe, maybe not.

3

 

Mathematician
Mark V.
figures Firefox's math doesn't add up.
"Apparently my browser has cached 17 Exabytes of data from YouTube – on my 512GB laptop.
That's some serious video compression!" Technically, it depends on the lighting.

4

 

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